10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain