10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Fold and live to fold again