10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.