10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts