10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.