10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.