10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs