10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright