10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• It's Free To Fold...
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!