10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "No river, no fish."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."