10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier