10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim