10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..