10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...