10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers