10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."