10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003