10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.