10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear