10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You have to piss with the dick you have