10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22