10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --