10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth