10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)