10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.