10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
It's Free To Fold...
I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)