10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Those eggs smell delicious!