10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword