10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow