10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)