10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is for loners.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.