10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)