10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez