10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Welcome to kicker school
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.