10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker