10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --