10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)