10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fish don't eat Nutz!