10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.