10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.