10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.