10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!