10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.