10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel