10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.