10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Those eggs smell delicious!