10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Fold and live to fold again