10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth