10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.