10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson